After more than 12 hours of data entry and calculations, the results are in. I want to thank the 575 fans from all over the world who voted for the first ever Gilmore Memories Awards. This was your chance to express how you feel about Gilmore Girls. It was a success. I might just turn this into a tradition. Here are the results, they might suprise you. A huge thank you also goes to my sister who helped me come up with some of the questions. Results were calculated on 100 (%).

The voters, the fans:
United States (57%), Canada (10%), Germany (8%), Australia, Slovenia, Italy, Netherlands, Austria, Malta, South Korea, India, Uruguay, Israel, Argentina, Venezuela, Sweden, Chile, Mexico, Peru, Panama, Poland, Norway, Finland, Brazil, Spain, France, New Zealand, Iran, Zimbabawe, United Kingdom, Guatemala, Columbia, Holland, Signapore, Switzerland, Hungary, Greece, Belgium, Czech Republic and Honduras.

Best match for Lorelai:
I wasn't really doubting the winner for this category, but was curious to see how many fans would not vote for the obvious choice. Elise's pick: Christopher

Luke 89% Christopher 8% Other >5% Jason >5% Kirk 0%

Best match for Rory:
Now this one was interesting. As you'll see, fans have mixed feelings about the guys in Rory's life. Elise's Pick: Jess

Jess 34% Logan 25% Dean 17% Marty 15% Other >5% Tristan >5%

Best fight:
This category contains many classic moments. The votes were seperated all over the place, but one moment stood out. Elise's Pick: Lorelai and Luke: after Jess "crased" Rory's car

36% Lorelai and Luke: after Jess "crashed" Rory's car 27% Lorelai and Emily:at Emily and Richard's wedding 12% Rory and Paris: the fencing scene 12% Lorelai and Emily: after Lorelai tells her mother that she's engaged to Max 5% Richard and Rory: when he first meets Dean >5% Lorelai and Rory: after Rory tells her mother she doesn't want to go to Chilton anymore >5% Lane and Mrs Kim: after Mrs Kim learned that Lane was interested in Henry

Best Stars Hollow moment:
There are tons of interesting Stars Hollow traditions that could have been added in this category. Of course, I had to pick some out. Elise's Pick: The Dance Marathon

The Dance Marathon 43% Bid-On-A-Basket 24% The Festival of Living Art 13% The installation of the first traffic light 10% The Easter Egg Hunt 6% The Outdoor Movie Festival >5%

Most excentric character:
I adore all the excentric characters that walk the streets of Stars Hollow. They are the ones who create this nice small town ambiance. You won't be suprised to see who came out as a winner here. Elise's Pick: Kirk Gleason

Kirk Gleason 63% Sookie St. James 10% Michel Girard 10% Miss Patty 8% Babette Dell 5% Taylor Doose >5% Gypsy >5% Jackson Melville 0%

Best villain:
I never thought someone would outbeat Lorelai the First as best villain. But someone did. Interesting. Elise's Pick: Mrs Kim

Emily Gilmore 48% Lorelai Gilmore the First 18% Mrs Kim 15% Taylor Doose 10% Paris Gellar 9%

Best prop or accessory:
I got the idea to add this category while watching "Hammers and Veils", when I saw Lane's suitcase. It's interesting how much sentimental value we attach to these objects. Elise's Pick: Michel's motor home

Luke's hoopa, built for Lorelai 41% Rory's dressed-up hammer 16% Lane's enormous suitcase 14% Rory's car, built by Dean 8% Luke's boat 7% Case Study #5 or Stella the chick 6% The lost dog >5% Michel's motor home >5% Miss Patty's drums >5%

Saddest tragedy:
When an episode can reach out to me and make me feel as if I were living its story, I consider myself lucky to have found such a show I can connect with. Here are some of the most touching moments. Elise's Pick: A fire burns down the Independence Inn

A fire burns down the Independence Inn 55% Richard collapses at the Christmas Party 25% Rory and Jess get into a car accident 14% Cinnamon's death and wake >5% Christopher's father passes away >5%

Most tragic break up:
We sometimes wait such a long time to see our favourite characters get together, only to see them part ways a couple of weeks later. Is it meant to be or just a fling? Elise's Pick: Rory and Dean: at the Dance Marathon, in front of Jess

65% Lorelai and Luke: after Richard and Emily's wedding 16% Rory and Dean: at the Dance Marathon, in front of Jess 9% Rory and Dean: he said "I love you" and she didn't 7% Lorelai and Max: when she decided she didn't want to marry him anymore >5% Emily and Richard: during season 5

Coolest party:
There were fights, cakes, a tiara and a lot of music. One of these parties really stood out for me during the first season. For 2 years I watched this episode on my birthday. Elise's Pick: Rory's 16th birthday party, organized by Lorelai

Rory's 16th birthday party, organized by Lorelai 37% Bracebridge dinner at Independence Inn 19% Lorelai and Max's wedding shower 16% Lane's first gig with her band in Stars Hollow 15% Emily's bachelorette party 8% Alumni party, by Emily and Richard >5%

Best kiss:
They're the hit of the season, especially when they're first kisses. Here's a tribute to the memorable ones. Elise's Pick: Rory and Jess, at Sookie's wedding

Luke and Lorelai, at the Dragonfly Inn's test run 62% Rory and Jess at Sookie's wedding 25% Rory and Dean in the market 6% Lane and Dave's first kiss >5% Rory and Tristan at Madeline's party >5%

Best couple (of secondary characters):
They're not the center of attention, but we love them nonetheless. Elise's Pick: Lane and Dave

Sookie and Jackson 39% Lane and Dave 31% Kirk and Lulu 12% Lane and Zach 11% Babette and Maury 7%

Best Kirk moment:
I chose to add this category because I am absolutely fascinated by Kirk. First, he has a milion different odd jobs around town. Second, I just like the way he talks. Here are a few of his many achievements. Elise's Pick: His night terrors at the Dragonfly Inn

His performances in "A Film By Kirk" and "Fiddler on the Roof" 38% His night terrors at the Dragonfly Inn 30% Attacked by his new baby kitten 17% Searching for the missing easter eggs 10% Burnt by hot cheese from a giant pizza >5%

Due to a technichal problem in data collection, "A film by Kirk" and "Fiddler on the Roof" were combined together. "Night terrors" would probably have the most votes if it wasn't for this problem.

Best song:
There weren't many to remember. I posted the ones I had kept in the back of my mind. That favourite of mind is always in my head... "I love to paint...". Elise's Pick: Painting Song by Lorelai

"Painting Song" by Lorelai 38% "Easter Parade" by Lorelai 15% Kirk sings at Sookie's wedding 13% "Livin La Vida Loca" by Sookie 13% "Walking On Sunshine" by Paris 11% "Cherish" by Brad at Chilton graduation 9%

Favourite Episodes
It's one of the hardest things to pick only one favourite episode from each season. But you voters didn't really seem to have a problem choosing. Overall, season finales were very popular. The votes were counted according to the most recent season viewed by the voter.

Season 1: Love, Daisies and Troubadours (1st) That Damn Donna Reed (2nd) Rory's Birthday Parties (3rd) Pilot (4th) Rory's Dance (5th) Elise's Pick: Kiss & Tell

Season 2: I Can't Get Started (1st) A Tisket, A Tasket (2nd) Lorelai's Graduation Day (3rd) The Road Trip To Harvard (4th) Teach Me Tonight (5th) Elise's Pick: The Road Trip To Harvard

Season 3: They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They? (1st) Those Are Strings Pinocchio (2nd) Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days (3rd) A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving (4th) A Tale of Poes and Fires (5th) Elise's Pick: One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes

Season 4: Raincoats and Recipes (1st) Last Week Fights, This Week Tights (2nd) Luke Can See Her Face (3rd) The Lorelais' First Day At Yale (4th) Girls In Bikinis, Boys Doin' The Twist (5th) Elise's Pick: Raincoats and Recipes

Season 5: Wedding Bell Blues (1st) Written In The Stars (2nd) You Jump, I Jump, Jack (3rd) But I'm A Gilmore (4th) Blame Booze And Melville (5th) "A House Is Not A Home" (22) wasn't included because it had not aired at the time. Elise's Pick: Written In the Stars

Favourite Season:
I was suprised to see the results for this question, although 2 seasons battled it out until the very end. In my opinion, the show was better during its earlier seasons. But the voters seemed to think otherwise. Elise's Pick: Season (1) One

Season (5) Five 39% Season (3) Three 25% Season (2) Two 12% Season (4) Four 12% Season (1) One 11%

Favourite Quotes:
This was very interesting to read. These quotes were submitted by the voters. I have not verified their accuracy. Some don't have any episode title attached to them. Here are the best ones. Elise's Pick: "We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is we're going" -Lorelai, Red Light on a Wedding Night.

"Oy with the poodles already" -Lorelai, I Can't Get Started
This quote was the most popular one. Maybe because it's so easy to remember.

EMILY: So what exactly is going on between the two of you?
LUKE: Nothing. Really. We’re friends, that’s it.
EMILY: You’re idiots, the both of you.
-Forgiveness and Stuff

LUKE: Your mother called me an idiot.
LORELAI: Wow, you must have sucked up good.
- Forgiveness and Stuff

Lorelai: No hustle, no hora. It was a slow dance -- a waltz. Luke can waltz.
Rory: Luke can waltz?!
Lorelai: Luke can waltz.
Rory: Look how you just said, "Luke can waltz."
Lorelai: What, I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Luke can waltz.
Rory: That sounded more like, "I'm surprised I still have my clothes on."
-4.22 Raincoats and Recipes

JESS: You know, Ernest only has lovely things to say about you.
- Episode 2.13 A-Tisket, A-Tasket

EMILY: Oh, well, thank you. That’s a pretty color. What is that?
LORELAI: It’s called Vicious Trollop.
EMILY: Oh, stop it! Now why would you name a lipstick something like that?
LORELAI: ‘Cause ‘dirty whore’ was taken?
EMILY: You frighten me.
- There's the Rub

Lorelai: What are you doing?
Luke: Will You Just stand still.
(Kiss)
Luke: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Will you just stand still.
-Raincoats and Recipes

"I need to go rethink that closet. I have my Metallica shirt by my Tool shirt and they just don't get along" Jess to Luke in Nick and Nora Sid and Nancy

Hey, are we gonna do some of those school house rock songs, because they say if you just make learning fun.
-Jess, Teach Me Tonight

"I can't relax. I can't sleep. I'm having nightmares about being chased around by boxes with arms and they tackle me and pile clothing on top of my face and secure it around my head with packing tape and I'm just lying there choking while you're sitting in the corner laughing, putting gel in your hair with a switchblade!" -Luke 2.15(Lost and Found)

Luke: "That's your room. Finish up we'll hold hands and skip afterwards."
-Lost and found

Um, I would like to propose a toast to the one thing in my life that is always good, always sweet, and without whom I would have no reason to get up in the morning. My pal Rory. Cheers. - Lorelai (Ep.1.06 Rory's Birthday Parties)

Jess to Dean: "Oh jeez man,she's not shipping off to 'nam'. From tisket-a-Tasket

"I would rather stick something sharp in my ear, then go to the club with you!" -Lorelai, Kill Me Now

"This one time mom wore a shirt with a rhine-stone penis on it to friday night dinner" -Rory to Logan in "But I'm a Gilmore"

"I'm loving you like a $2 whore" by Lorelai, Raincoats and Recipes

"I ate the fuzzy cert. It tasted like keys!"
-Lorelai, in The Road Trip To Harvard

Your the prettiest girl i have seen out side of a really dirty magazine. -Kirk to Lorelai

"No i went down the chimney and pulled a santa claus" Jess to lorelai in "Lost and Found"

"One day, it occured to me that cows never wrinkle" - Kirk, Season 3, Those Lazy Hazy Crazy Days

"You can stand in the middle of the street, and I will drive straight at you, yelling in a foreign language" -Jess to Rory in Teach me Tonight

Paris- "Well excuse me for thinking a banana eating contest would actually involve eating bananas."

"Bad Girls wear red nail polish" said by Lorelai. in first season. second episode

RORY: Well, what would they have called me if they thought I looked like a slut?
LORELAI: Well, they might have added a Magdalene to it.
RORY: Wow, biblical insults. This is an advanced school.
(1.02 - The Lorelai\'s First Day at Chilton)

Rory: I'm going to be ready in like 2 seconds
Lorelai: As was your conception
"I got kissed, and.. and I shoplifted" -Rory, Kiss and Tell

"I'm going to be so cool in there, you'll misstake me for Shaft" -Lorelai, Kiss and Tell

"Behold, in theathers now; the thing that reads alot" Lorelai, The Deer Hunters

Lorelai: So, um, basically everything here is chicken. You’ve got garlic chicken, Kung Pao chicken, Szechuan Chicken, chicken in brown sauce, which looks and tastes remarkably like the Szechuan Chicken except it’s got these red peppers in it and if you eat them, you die. Plate? (from "Lost and Found")

Babbette: "The next thing I know, I'm wearing a mumu, playing the tamberine, jumping up and down at the airport!"

"It beaked me! He could've blinded me. It's a vicious, vicious bird, and . . .fine. Forget it." -Jess talking to Luke in the Swan Song.

Lorelai; "What's it's name?"
Rory: "Ummm, case Study number 5."
Lorelai and Rory Episode 1.14. The Damn Donna Reed

"They have just upgraded you to a queen-sized bed, Jacuzzi tub, junior suite in hell." -Rory in the episode "Ballroom & Biscotti"

"I love you you idiot!" -Rory in Love, Daisies and Troubadors

Lorelai: You and me, we're done!" -episode 5.13 Wedding Bell Blues

Luke: "Lorelai this thing you and me are doing, i just want you to know i am in! i am all in" (5.03)

Jess: Maybe we should wear three stooges mask
Rory: I'll be Curly
Jess: I'll be Moe
Season 3, A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving

[runs into a globe]
Lorelai: What in the world?

Lorelai: I hate President Bush! He's stupid, and his face is too small for his head. I just want to toss him out.

Luke: You tuck a bed in on both sides?
Lorelai: Yeah, and then I slip in, like it's a straightjacket.
Luke: Oh, you must feel at home there.
A Tale of Poes and Fires

"You only get married once, theoretically." -Luke to Lorelai (Red light on the wedding night)

5.07. You Jump,I Jump, Jack
RORY: Once in a lifetime experience!
LOGAN: Only if you want it to be.
Michel: "People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them."

LORELAI: I hate when I’m an idiot and I don’t even know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy - to really revel in it, take pictures. I feel we missed a prime Christmas card opportunity. -The Deer Hunters

Rory: do not apply to a broken scalp, is your scalp broken?
Lane: I don’t know, maybe. I don’t know my scalp that well.

Rory: It's a Friday night. We should be out, I don't know, partying with the homies.
Lorelai: Our Stars Hollow homies are all in bed by now.

The Bracebridge Dinner
Richard: "Lorelai, you should be very proud."
Lorelai: "Thanks, Dad."
Emily: "Lorelai, your dress needs pressing."
Lorelai: "Thanks, Mom."

You'll have to make do with a non-lighted mirror. The lighted ones went to the girls that were here before dawn."
Lady at Rory's Debutant Ball in "Presenting Lorelai Gilmore"

Lorelai: "Reality has no place in our world"

LORELAI: No, I don't want to forget it ever happened. It was a great kiss.
LUKE: Yeah?
LORELAI: If one of us had been a frog, it would have had some seriously impressive consequences.
Say Goodbye To Daisy Miller

"You are idiots, the both of you" -Emily (1.10. Forgiveness and Stuff)

"Cluelessness is the mother of invention." -Lorelai 5.17 Pulp Friction

"Also pathetic. But that is a pathetic I can live with, where that pathetic is a truly pathetic pathetic, and only you can save me from the double pathetic! Please!" -Lorelai to Luke in "A-Tisket, A-Tasket"

"Don't get all 'West Side Story' on me. Okay?" - Jess (season 3)

5.17 Pulp Friction
LORELAI (to Emily): Please hear me. If I want your input in my life in any way, shape or form, I will ask for it. Until then, do us all a favor and shut up!

"You're like a pop-up book from hell!" - Rory to Paris

"I will probably always love him." -Lorelai to Rory [about Christopher]

"I believe once your hearts involved it all comes out in moron." - Lorelai (Kiss & Tell)

LORELAI: Buy a vase.
LUKE: But I don’t need a vase ‘cause I never have flowers.
LORELAI: Except when we bring you flowers every year on Thanksgiving. Buy a vase.
LUKE: Stop bringing me flowers.
LORELAI: Stop bringing me flowers. I knew you were gonna say that because you say the same thing. We have this same exact conversation every year.
LUKE: And every year you point that out.
LORELAI: And every year you point that out.
LUKE: And every year you point that out.
RORY: And then every year we put the flowers on the counter and forget the ugliness ever happened.
LORELAI: Well, at least we have a tradition.
- 3.09 - A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving

Emily: You were on the phone?
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai...
Lorelai: So, God *is* a woman.
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: *And* a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, that I could.

"Great, then we can hold hands and skip afterwards." -Jess and Luke in Lost and Found

LORELAI: I think I'm dating Luke.
RORY: What?
LORELAI: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.
Raincoats and Recipes

LORELAI:ok burgerboy dance!
LUKE:will you marry me?
LORELAI:what?
LUKE:just looking for something to shut you up!
Rory's Birthday Parties

"Don't just laugh, answer the pepperoni" -Dean Forrester, 2:3 - Red Light on the Wedding Night

Emily: I will stay in bed until 10 and have two glasses of wine with lunch.
Richard: Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!
Emily: Well, then buy me a boa and fly me to Reno because I am open for business!
From season five, ep. one Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller

JESS: Dean’s a jerk. Yelling at you like that, breaking up in front of everybody. . .the guy’s a total jerk.
RORY: No, he’s not. He’s right. Everything he said. All those things about you and me, all those things about me lying to him, and messing with his head. He was right. Well, wasn’t he? Fine, he was right about me, then. Now go away.
JESS: He was right. . . about all of it.
RORY: So, what now?
JESS: You’re definitely broken up with Dean?
RORY: Yeah, I’m definitely broken up with Dean.
JESS: Okay. I have to go take care of something then.

"Copperboom"

"I have to know where you are at all times, especially when you have my shoes on" -Lorelai ( season 1 )

Lorelai: Hug-a-world would like to see the world.
Rory: It's moving.
Lorelai: There's something living there besides canadians.
Rory: I hugged it, I hugged it really tight.
Lorelai: yes, you did
Rory: I have to shower!

LUKE: I thought we were on track, and now you're standing there looking at me like I'm crazy.
LORELAI: I'm not looking at you like you're crazy!
LUKE: You know the last time I bought flowers for someone? Never! That's when! Very easy stat to remember!
LORELAI: I loved the flowers!
LUKE: And then when I walked you home after the wedding, there was a moment. I thought there was a moment.
LORELAI: There was! There was a moment. [Luke gazes at Lorelai, then moves closer.]
LORELAI: What are you doing?
LUKE: Will you just stand still?
[He gathers her in his arms and they kiss. Lorelai pulls away then moves back closer to Luke.]
LUKE: What are you doing?
LORELAI: Will you just stand still?

LUKE: Do me a favor and keep it to yourself. Let her tell you if she wants to, okay?
SOOKIE: Sure. Okay. Call me Belinda, 'cause my lips are sealed.

LORELAI: Hey, do you remember the first time we met? [...]
LUKE: [nods] It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed, and this person -
LORELAI: [gasps] Ooh, is it me? Is it me?
LUKE: This person comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.
LORELAI: [gleeful] Ooh, it's me.
LUKE: I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee, so I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. So finally I turn to her, and I tell her she's being annoying -- sit down, shut up, I'll get to her when I get to her.
LORELAI: Y'know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful.
- Written in the Stars

LUKE: I saw the stupid thing once on a visit, flapping its wings like crazy, banging around, squawking the only two words it knows over and over – Petey and gorgeous. Gorgeous, Petey, gorgeous, Petey!
LORELAI: That’s disturbing.
LUKE: My family’s disturbing.
from Dead Uncles and Vegetables, Season 3

"To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoon" -Michel, season 1

3.18 Happy birthday, Baby
JESS: You still going to Yale?
RORY: Yes, I am. It's got all the classes I want and some really great teachers, and plus, you know, as an added bonus, it's really close to here.
JESS: 22.8 miles.
RORY: How'd you know that?
JESS: Do you Yahoo? [...]
RORY: You looked it up?
JESS: I just hit a couple buttons on the computer.
RORY: You looked it up.
JESS: I was bored. There was nothing on TV and I was fooling around, it was something to do, that's it.
RORY: You looked it up.

Emily: I need the hat rack.
Lorelai (whispers): The fish flies at night

"That ain't no toilet bowl." Babette, Wedding Bell Blues

"How can somebody hate you? Thats like hating Thumper." - Lorelai, But I'm a Gilmore

LORELAI: I mean, I’d like to have a good illness, something different, impressive. Just once I’d like to be able to say: Yeah, I’m not feeling so good, my leg is haunted.

I guess this goes on the "boy was I wrong" list. Right above gauchos, but just below the Flashdance phase. -Lorelai: Deer Hunters

"I'm Cathy Coffee... the bastard offspring of Mrs. Folgers and Juan Valdez" -Lorelai

Lorelai: Is there a your crazy team because I think they'd make you captian?

MAN ON CASSETTE: Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because...
LUKE: I am listening to this tape.
MAN ON CASSETTE: I feel hopeful because...
LUKE: This tape must end eventually.
MAN ON CASSETTE: I feel helpless because...
LUKE: I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass.

"When is later? How do I set my watch to later?" - Rory

Lorelia: " the team needs you"
Dean : "what team?"
Lorelia:" pick a team and it needs you"

"Oh, I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it." -Lorelai

CUSTOMER: I’m sorry, am I supposed to eat my soup without a spoon?
ZACH: Of course she doesn’t think that, okay? She’s really smart, she’s just not wearing her glasses!

ZACH: Nature’s calling, kid.
KID [yells]: Nature must wait!

4:14 The Incredible Shrinking Lorelais
Lorelai (on phone): "Hi, Rory, it's me. How's school? You learning stuff? Listen, we have the horses, Desdemona and Cletus, and the first two rides have to be me and you. And hopefully, you're over the time that I took you for the pony ride, and the pony was old and just sort of stopped and laid down, and you sort of rolled off into the ditch. It's really not likely to happen again. I promise. So, call me, call me."
Rory (on phone): "Mom, it's me, I left you a message at home, too. I love that you got horses. As far as that pony ride when I was a kid, you were forgetting one little tidbit there. That pony did not lie down. He died, okay? He died. And then the owner dragged him away by the back legs. Every time I use glue, I think of him. But I'll watch you ride, how's that? Call me back, bye." - Rory, Season 4 Episode 14

Luke: "Welcome to France. Coffee's on the house."
Kirk: "Thank you. Or should I say gracias."
episode 2.04: The Road Trip to Harvard.

"Stella" -Lorelai, That Damn Donna Reed

EPISODE 513(WEDDING BELL BLUE)
LUKE-Well Im Dirty
LORELAI-Well So Is The House

EPISODE 513(WEDDING BELL BLUE)
RICHARD-Lorelai Focus
LORELAI-I'm a Camera

EPISODE 407 (THE FESTIVAL OF LIVING ART)
RORY: Well, so what? You flinched a little. I bet most people didn't see it.
LORELAI: Stevie Wonder could have seen.

RORY:That's weird... The thought of Luke running around naked in my kitchen. It's weird.
LORELAI: Luke is not running around naked in your kitchen. He is sitting at the table, and, yes, he is naked.
LUKE: [cringes] Don't do that. Don't tell her I'm naked. I'm not naked. [calls out] I'm not naked!
RORY: [teasing] He sounds naked. 504--Tippecanoe and Taylor Too

"I want to be buried there" Jess to Emily in "Swan Song" season three when talking about Walmart

Kirk: Where is your lost and found?
Luke: Out back, in the dumpster
(Season 3, Let the Games Begin)

Rory "Did Brad and Jen brake up?"
Lorelai "Bite your tongue!"

Rory: go to your room
Lorelai:wow, smart girls are mean

Rory: "I think you manouvre your way through a window quite gracefully!"
Episode: Jews and chinese food.

"Give me a hamburger,some fries, a shake, and a list of people who killed thier parents and got away with it. I need heroes." -Lorelai

"Your boobs are so much much bigger then mine," lorelai said, " no your boobs are so much bigger then mine!" yelled rory

"You're on the road to hellville!" by Lorelai in 5. 18 Pulp Friction

"I'm not taking sides- I'm Swiss baby!" -Lorelai to Rory, A Tisket A Tasket

Season 2 episode 8(The Ins & Outs of Inns)
This quote is during the town meeting when everyone is accusing Jess of everything that has gone wrong.
Lorelai: "I heard he controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to Glitter."

Dean:I'm here to place an order
Jess:talk into the clown
Dean:I am
from season 3's "Dear Emily and Richard"

Lorelai Gilmore, Raincoats and Recipes
Luke: I'm not a mysterious man am I?
Lorelai: Well, the wardrobes a bit of a head scratcher.

Zach: [sings] "A mighty fortress is our God, a bulwark never failing." Dude, what's a bulwark?
Brian: What?
Zach: It says, a bulwark never failing.
Brian: I think it's a wall.
Zach: Then why don't they just say that? Bulwark sounds totally gay.
Brian: I don't think you're supposed to call a hymn gay. It's like a sin or something.
Zach: Whatever, man. I'm not saying bulwark
episode: face-off

Logan Huntzberger: You Jump, I Jump Jack
"People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. You climb up here with me, it's one less minute you haven't lived"

(Lorelai shows Rory all three college acceptance letters)
Lorelai: You gotta be one heck of a virgin.

Rory: You and me? Very different people. I have to go.
Logan: To the Fro-Yo social?
Rory: Yes, I have to go to the Fro-Yo social. And yes, I do realize how incredibly stupid I just sounded. Excuse me.

"She's right...I don't know my daughter at all..." -Emily Gilmore in Rory's Birthday Parties 1.06

Rory: The clock is grunting.
Lorelai: This, my friend, is a state of the art CD/clock radio that enables you to wake up to the barnyard animal of your choice.
Rory: That is great.
Lorelai: I have selected the perky piggies. You might choose the cheery chickens or the goofy goats.
Rory: That is closest to a farm that I ever wanna get.
Lorelai: Amen, sister friend.
(from "Lost and Found")

Michel: "I feel like crap on toast." (2.03)

Emily- "My first trip to Europe, I went to Paris, and stayed at the Ritz".
Lorelai-Well mom, if it will make you feel better, we'll go to Paris,and eat out of their dumpster".
Dear Emily and Richard

Kirk: Excuse me Mrs Kim. I'm Kirk.
Mrs Kim: I know you're Kirk i've know you since you were 2.
Kirk: That's no guarantee that people will remember me
- It Should've Been Lorelai

Red meat kills, Enjoy!- Luke

"I'm Just being dramatic. It's what I do."
- Lorelai, Lost and Found

Tristan "Oh She Reading again, how novel."

"okay i think we've found the first room in history that would make Liberace say, whoa step back! no ones that gay!!!!" - Lorelai, The Road Trip To harvard

Lorelai:It's a pretend wedding J.Lo has 'em all the time -5.13 Wedding Bell Blues

Logan:"You're special"
Rory:"Like stop eating the paste kind of special?"
Wedding Bell Blues

"The party's in New York, so you may not even need pants." -Lorelai, Blame Booze and Melville

Richard: When I was ten I knew what I wanted to be
Lorelai: Thats because you were always picked last for dodgeball
Sadie Sadie Season 2 episode 1

Sherry: "Maureen told me that Howard Stern said that he heard that if you squat it makes the baby come out faster."
Lorelia:"Well as long as you have a sane reason from a reliable source."
-"Dear Richard and Emily"

Emily: I'm not leaving my daughter stranded on the couch. What if you need to get to the bathroom?
Lorelai: I don't go anymore, Mom. I gave it up cold turkey.
Rory's Dance - Season 1

Lorelai: This has been a really great first date
Luke: It took us only eight years to get here
503-Written in the Stars

LORELAI: You don’t look so good.
LUKE: Thanks.
LORELAI: That’s not what I meant. You know you always look good.
LUKE: Yeah?
LORELAI: I mean you always look healthy.
LUKE: Ok.
LORELAI: But you don’t look so healthy now. Now you look...
LUKE: Unhealthy.
LORELAI: Yes.
LUKE: Ok.
LORELAI: Oh what? So I said you look good. We’re not in 5th grade. ‘You look good’, big deal. Stop staring at me.
From Episode 1.10: Forgiveness and Stuff

"Isn't she hilarious? I never have any idea what she's talking about but she's so entertaining. Like a chimp." - Emily, Wedding Bell Blues

Lorelai:"In the corner, the mafia table where no one can sneak up behind you and whack you with a cannoli."
Rory: "whack you with a cannolli? Oh, because he left the gun and took the cannolli."
Season One, Episode 14

LORELAI: Michel, I told you there was going to be a French group here for a couple of days and it is your job to keep them happy.
MICHEL: Lorelai, I don't know how many French people you've met over the years, but most of them are insufferable.
LORELAI: Really?
MICHEL: Mm-hm. That is why I left France.
Cinnamon's Wake 1.05

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